348. You are the master of double digits

347. Last night was crowdsurfed on by singer from one of favourite bands who also EFTs me if people buy zine in joburg. Moments later someone passed wind and it stunk

346. All i have in life are daily workouts and seeing other men's cocks in the showers

345. I can't help thinking, "One of those men on stage has held my cock in their hand." - my brother

344. Subject: "FUCK YOU Martin! Go suck bollocks!" Body: "you know what? i still think you are gay and always laugh at the times my friends came to visit me and we would discuss about how pathetic you are and made as if it was your house !! At least i have something to tell about how people can be so fucked up over there!!!! You have absolutely no manners and you moan to the landloard like a bitch! you are the biggest hypocrite i've ever seen in my life.You don't know how to greet people... you call my music highly energetic because you are a SHALLOW HEAD!! You have low energy and you suck other people's energy like psychic vampires. You know what my mates thought? ''what a tool this guy, he thinks he is the shit!!!'' People like you exist. Unfortunately."

343. You have a history of farting on my dick.

342. Standing in the door of The Pink Flamingo crying in the rain.

341. You know that I'll love you until my last breath on this earth. You are my most treasured memories x

340. Young English-speaking white person about to goef: "I'll see you on the other side!" Young English-speaking white person who just goefed: "Hohp ovah sistah!"

339. The only thing Facebook has going for it is that my mother isn't on it.