177. After sushi, Giovanni had the biggest baff.
176. I like the way you work it but ooh, I gotta bag it up, baby!
175. study hard my baby love xx i kno u can do it! im so proud2hav u as a boyfriend-i want2make u as proud of me. u hav my heart FOREVER! my soul would die without u ill care about u this life and the next. having u in my life makes everything worth it and id risk anything 2 keep u. this is love of the most beautiful kind.. xx martin forever xx ill ring u 2MW but till then work hard and I LOVE YOU!
174. Don't forget to bring your flashstick to the clerb.
173. "Shutting people out of your life has everything to do with insecurities" sure Landmark. Thanks.
172. I'll never be in a boyband with you, just so you know.
171. Martin, I don't think you're taking your Masters as seriously as you should. If you did, you surely would have added a fourth level to this Lego tower.
170. -Come round for Yom tov tomorrow. -Wow, I'd really love that. Is there anything I can bring? I can bring some herring. -Ah dude, don't try fuckin bring ice to the Eskimos.
169. 1. Eighties has-been Sea Point moffie. 2. Eighties has-been moffie. Sea Point.
168. Saul Derman, he just doesn't pay. You need some real balls to book the cover of the Yellow Pages and not pay. Bridal Magazine, S.A. Cricket, carries a gun, black belt in karate. Doesn't pay.
167. who is bombo
166. He said he'd rather have a drug addict than a gay son. Now he has both!
165. Subject: "Asceticism" Body: "Martin you're such a conflicted character. It's sick."
164. You're a shaygets, boy.
163. Dishwasher water left in cups that weren't turned upside-down is the purest water known to man. Remove cups carefully without spilling angel juice and drink immediately.
162. I'll bring you 3 creme sodas in 3 different cups and you do a taste test. It would be interesting to see, objectively, which creme soda you pick.
161. Go into browser history. Find "princess diana tits". Remove from browser history. I don't know what I was thinking
160. Dude I'm gonna brick my country roads
159. so i asked him if he could recommend a book for me to read to make me more focused and he said i should read the secret so i told him to fuck off
158. Idea for TV show "Jobo, the Fomo Hobo": Jobo (68) is a hobo who suffers from fomo. He saves money to cure his diseases & get into internet cafes.
157. Toler being a child. Says he doesn't like sunday lunch when people make fun of him.
156. Oh, I was in the V.I.P. section drinking unlimited Sprite and eating Babybels.
155. If u want feel like u doing something with life, drive to airport and have breakfast at Mugg & Bean alone, and pretend u going to Milan, Italy.