26. "THIS THINGS I BELIEVE"
25. If you do that, I'm gonna do some crazy shit.
24. Rachel is a big arsed big chinned cunt.
23. Ah Martin Gore. I just want to bake him a cake and give him a hug.
22. I don't want to end up on my own like Miss Havisham wanking into a flannel.
21. - So do you know Martin? - Scorsese?
20. I'd be in hysterics if anyone did this while I was taking a shit!
19. Gain fifty dumb. Looz two civil libel suits. Looz fifty thousand money. Each.
18. "Ja, ja. Too ugly to marry."
17. How could you have a falafel for dinner when we haven't seen each other in two weeks and you knew you were seeing me tonight?
16. JAMAI A.
15. The Mystery of Morningwood.
14. "YOO LOEK LYK A KOEN !9 " LOOZ FIFTY EDUCATION, GAIN TWO HUNDRED COLOURED PLUS 3 RESPECT KENILWORTH.
13. It's like the soundtrack to the end of the world.
12. - Where's Martin? - Ah, probably at home. You know Martin, the recluse.