534. Everything I am standing on is lava
533. I'm sorry Mart but I won't be able to ever stop saying "I always take care of my paesanos" to you
532. Sent email to gallery! / Sorry early message just remembered that you are unemployed
531. Is it jasmine season? I’ve smelled jasmine and farts all day.
530. Why are you searching for Maleven on Gumtree?
529. Mart, did you see the London Eye?
528. I feel like I’ve spent a large portion of my adult life waiting for people to stop talking to other people.
527. - Can I read you a Dagga Groin limerick? - Yes please.
526. Bro if u had stuck around I would've let u taste the best veggie wors of ur life. But u sleepin
525. I'm going to play thrash metal unless you stop me.