200. I wish we were on the beach kissing and looking for mermaid's coins.
199. -Careful, don't sit in that ditch. I once vomited, shat and left a corpse there. -"Leaving a corpse" is actually the term I use when I vomit and shit in the same area.
198. -Wow, check out all the Magen Davids [on this cricket pitch protector]. There are really big ones and then little baby ones [inside them]. -It is but a dream within a dream, my friends, and that dream is called Israel!
197. Bumping westlife fuck all the neighbours
196. I WISH YOU WOULD ROT AND SUFFER AND DIE AND FUCK OFF FOREVER
195. Ok I'm confused. So hungry I just heated and ate a WHOLE can of lima beans like hummus with lemon, olive oil + garlic. That's after breakfast of an apple, almonds and a little avo plus a brunch snack of stewed guavas + plain yoghurt. And some cheese. Think I may have a worm.
194. -Okay cool, but please just close your window. -Nigga, close these nuts! -Dude, I'm gonna teach you how to speak English like a normal human being.
193. The camera on my phone has been broken so I haven't been able to tweet about my life. / I'm not a tweeter. I have so much to say, but I don't think people should hear it. / I used to have a twitter account and I tweeted for two days but I just felt like a wanker so I stopped.
192. You know summer’s coming when you see Ari and Carlos’ balls all day long.
191. Hey Chino, plse bring a section :)
190. When you say, "Have a wonderful smurfilicious day, my dear", that's an acceptable thing to say to a young lady, but not a 65 year old man.
189. -Please can I get a photo with you? - What, so you can then draw it and put it on Flickr!?
188. I accidentally put the Antonioni inside "Prince Paul". The next time I listen to Prince Paul, I'm going to get quite a surprise.
187. The Aryan Barbarian
186. -There's a girl in India, who they want to kill now because she lost or burnt a Quran. -No wait, isn't she corky?
185. Bru, I was running to the toilet with my arms and my arse out like Frankenstein. In 2 days I lost 6 kilos just from taking dumps. I'm not kidding.
184. It was the best of both worlds! On the one hand I'd hang with Martin with all our similar interests and then I'd go chill in the lounge with his brother for a bit and get high and drunk!
183. Subject: "Time for martin" Body: "I heard you like a Combo 3. Let's go see a movie at Cavendish. We can meet at the secret movie entrance in the car park. It's fine, I know about jayrid. Martin"
182. I didn't work out for 3 months to wear a leather jacket.
181. Well those meds didn't help one bit. Just been in communion with the bowl again, vomited more crushed pineapple solids and stool pure liquid. I can feel my large intestine speaking to me every time I take a sip or two. So very thirsty
180. Have you ever lowered your pants to take a poo, sat down on the toilet and proceeded to poo, only to realise that you forgot to take off your underpants?
179. Kitchen staff didn't know how to make hollandaise sauce so adam go into kitchen asn says that he know's phil kramer
178. -What about the Levys up the road? Is Michael a Levite? -You know, oddly enough, I think he's actually a Cohen!