318. I've added a new scent to Kirstenbosch fragrance garden. Fart.
317. I have seen 4 white women in 4 days.
316. -Thinking of telling people im going to kill myself to get likes. Something like "Hey guys. Will kill myself this arvie unless I get 30 likes. Thanks" -Wow. It would be so great if you were forced to follow through and then no one comes to funeral either. And I could post a status dedicated to you and how much I'll miss you and I'll get 50% for sure. Please let's do this
315. Now I'm farting and thinking to myself 'smell your fucking arse, you don't deserve a girl like that with such a stinky arse'