395. I ate so much burrito and nacho last night. I had two solid dumps and one liquid.
394. I don't know what's more intense, Kroll Show or this Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut.
393. Watched batman vs superman. I make at least 5kgs fart. Enough to heat a small home for a week.
392. Vespucci is like your Maus. But with diarrhea.
391. What about a lizard that could never get to heaven Because he kept getting resuscitated by two small girls Through his bum
390. Oh Shucks, you're jas.