498. It's hard to appreciate new things if you don't have the proper outfit to wear.
497. HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE SHIRTS BUT ALWAYS END UP BEING LIKE DEXTER
496. It's so great being sentient.
495. All that spaniel needed was a good wank.
494. - What tribe is Stevie from? The farkakte one? - Yes Mart, the farkakte tribe. Your Yiddish is improving.
493. He'd complain about the floors of the wank booths being covered in tissues, but it never stopped him from having a tonk in them.
492. - Cain and Abel weren't Jews? Are you kidding me? - No, the first Jew was Abraham.
491. I have a top score of 1064 / 5 playing as Sri Lanka. Marvin Attapattu is overpowered
490. And all I've been thinking over the past two weeks, was that I need to do a Dagga Groin drawing.
489. to unwind before bed last night i was googling the names of the poets we're reading poems of with the keyword "racist"
488. Menu please ? / The menu, Please ! my Tasties / Would like to place 1 x order for Goodies
487. I feel like the video editor was fucking around and just triple stacked the same ciao debonairs style and no one noticed.
486. This movie is shocking. I’m just waiting for Iggy
485. Martin, if you ever go on a reality TV show, please describe yourself as a 33 year old DJ.
484. What I wana see is a pic of you w kev the best
483. Yes its an amazing footstool
482. I remember going onto an internet chat forum once omg / This is dark / A long long time ago / It was possibly, like: mybroadband food ideas / And it was just a bunch of extremely nerdy student dudes discussing digs food ideas. I remember the one Oke suggested a recipe for pasta with a can of tuna it in and then a can of mushroom soup as the sauce, and at the end you crush and sprinkle crinkle cut chips over the whole affair - I swear to G
481. Has anyone ever eaten some Fattis & Monis with the Spur pink sauce on it