342. Standing in the door of The Pink Flamingo crying in the rain.

341. You know that I'll love you until my last breath on this earth. You are my most treasured memories x

340. Young English-speaking white person about to goef: "I'll see you on the other side!" Young English-speaking white person who just goefed: "Hohp ovah sistah!"

339. The only thing Facebook has going for it is that my mother isn't on it.