154. Now she’s flashing her nat to everybody.

153. My belt broke today. I was crossing the road when I felt this thing flapping on my cock and I thought, what’s this shit? I don’t wear a moonbag!

152. -So you played Farmville just to get women? -No. One specific woman. -Wow, lucky. Did she pay out? -Ja. I pulled one arm and the legs opened!

151. When I talk, it sounds like I have a retainer in my mouth but it's actually an anchovy that I've put under my tongue.

150. -Have you ever kissed a fart :* :p :& B-) -Ha ha piss off martin I'm in a bad mood -Panty fartie -Ur a creep. -But have you?

149. -Now this woman, Martin, has been doing tik since she was 14. She is now 38. -Jeez, does it show? -You know, funnily enough, she is still fat.

148. First date I told her ithe only food I dislike is saucy chicken Since then it is all she makes me

147. -Mark, please can we make a smurf village in the lounge? -No, Ari. -But why? You can have a train to transport them. I think it's a lovely idea.

146. I just shook the hand of a girl I had 2 wanks to earlier in the day

145. Ah Mart, I can't even begin to explain how deep in slumber you are about "Game of Thrones".

144. hey buddy I'm sorry to tell you this bad news but it seems your gay

143. Jacques, I've had enough already! Eat your food!

142. And that's why coloured people will never come right, Martin. I'm coloured, but I still try live a civilised life.

141. Everyone he kicks, who is not a wrestler, dies immediately. Referees go into 5 minute coma.

140. Ah, this is some party! If it gets any livelier, a funeral's gonna break out!

139. This computer's also in its poes.

138. I'm becoming the Fuehrer! The Fuehrer of Laughs!

137. It's still a perfectly good pillow. Just turn it over.

136. What's your numbers ? Need to send frog