99. Few things are more South African than a 1990 R2 coin.

98. Yes, you're older now and you're a clever swine, but they were the only ones who ever stood by you.

97. Dr. Dre on Uncle Luke: If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with, gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots ta fit.

96. You can be more popular, more loved and happier if you practice being permanently amped.

95. If you kick the baba, I'm taking you back to Chino for torture.

94. - Yeah, he (James Cameron) was also involved in that new Scorsese movie. - Yeah, "Noddy" ("Hugo").

93. *Small Choke*...*Swallow*....*big choke*...Sasha...come with me Sasha...

92. I sometimes can't enjoy sleeping at her anymore because I'm just filled with farts. Being in my own bed, farting the blankets up, is a luxury.

91. No I have something to tell you. Makandal and I kissed.

90. Daniel Manners Claudia Cole

89. Martin YOU ARE FUCKED UP and FRIGHTNING Both your parents died, you have family secrets, many insecurities, soooo many internal conflicts

88. You are fucking sick And evil and dangerous And a CURSE And you are a true sinner. Of the worst kind You are FUCKED UP and you need help

87. Veribbel. And the adjective is 'veribbeldik'. "Smiler hasn't got a single veribbeldik bone in his body."

86. You need to feed the Yellow Bastard.

85. Nicki Minaj, Flo Rida, DJ Khaled and Lil Wayne inhale 20 000 molecules of Galileo's last breath every time they breathe.

84. We inhale 20 000 molecules of Galileo's last breath every time we breathe.

83. It's more esteemed for a high school girl to date a player from a touring Irish high school rugby team than someone who's in their own school.

82. I told him, "If you played with me 10 years ago, I would give to you every day maybe one punch in the head."

81. Found one of my original wank stashes

80. "wheeeeeee preside...coprici la curva che fa lu cazze de freddo"

79. You're over in Cape Town.

78. GromTheDeader: i can see u! play well well u entertain me as i roll a joint

77. On "COE": It's disgusting and a piece of shit.

76. Your the one sending me pictures of minors sucking dick :& Sick

75. Parrying out.

74. Love, peace and harmony; very nice; maybe in the next world.

73. All I had for sort of company was a calculator.

72. What an epic adventure of a dump. I'v blocked a cavendish toilet.

71. [Receiving Text] bald cunt

70. Fuck the linesman, Fuck how brilliant we were, Fuck that pony tailed keeper, Fuck durban, Fuck all the moustached porra men and women walking around here telling me to cheer up, Fuck this dark sand, Fuck butt head, Fuck poodles and ducks, Fuck jabulani, Fuck football really . I do like these indians though .