49. Ma, look. I phoned you because I had a problem and now I have a problem with you.

48. HE FILM FILM SOCIETY RESENT 6 FILM ABOUT MARTIM

47. To 10 year old girl: Okay. If I play LMFAO, do you promise me you'll dance?

46. I dance on a cruise ship, so I'm quite used to eager semen.

45. THE FILM FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS 6 FILMS ABOUT FILMS

44. Excuse me officer, this is my coonistiction.

43. I been sitting alone at the table for 40 mins All the single ladies One can visit the bathroom several times

42. Grease medley Time warp Wakka wakka Ymca has to be coming soon No Girls just wanna have fun For the throwing of the bouquet Dancing Queen

41. POOLCOONZ

40. On "The Lansdowne/Fairways Coloured": The fathers drive the maroon Mercedes from the nineteen eighties. With the carphone.

39. No reply. Asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole!!!!

38. On "The Goonies": Every kid wanted Sea Point to be like this.

37. If you absolutely insist on having the (which obviously they will be) part in my quote at least chance the brackets to these [...] PLEASE.

36. new paswird: buttzdrivemenutz

35. You can't put half of my quote - it's not what I said! What did I say? No, just fucking show me what I first said.

34. i fear trying again a little bit becasue of the memory of the balls hiutting me in the nuts over and over again

33. "Never go against or embarrass your Jewish (well that's a given) wife or girlfriend in public no matter how disrespectful/insulting she might be."

32. People gotta keep it very light and surface with you No girl that displays any signs of dominance Or challenge *retaliation

31. The sink has a garbage disposal in case you need to take a dump.

30. I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade.

29. Do you not unzip regularly?

28. Tomato scordalia with beef with a side if chips baked or fried And a coke with that can I give you some money now

27. Coming up next! A new fad that's sweeping the nation - wasting food!