551. I'll just eat Oreos and watch myself dance when I get home.

550. If this was Russia, we’d be squatting.

549. I dance whenever I get a free moment just to taunt people.

548. Dude, I’ve always had chutzpah to put music on.

547. I’ve heard like 8 different v unenthusiastic ‘it’s your boy’s today

546. Ok so let me know when you want to go fabric shopping for pizza suit.

545. Please always sleep at our feet.

544. They snuck off and smoked weed to watch Lonely Island because that's how fucking kak it is.

543. Please don't refer to my super conservative Christian aunt as "foamy".

542. Do you ever think of the concept of teleportation and how you're essentially killed and reassembled on the other side as a new person thinking theyre living a continuation of life? / And then apply that thought to the continuum of every moment of existence?