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515. I was literally about to Whatsapp you ten minutes ago. I wanted to talk to you about bucatini, but we can chat now.


514. Third episode you enter an alternative universe where the number of minutes in an hour are 10 and not 60. You come home at 6:9. Your house mate is 420ing. Let me explain. In this universe the atoms behave differently and organisms can move through each other and are not subject to the limitations of a physical body. There are also four sexes and all are required for procreation. So you do the math.


513. I wouldn't want to toke from anything that my balls have been soaking in for half an hour.


512. Miss spelled Dagga Groin on my story / No link / Only 1 person saw it / My old creative director


511. Why are you always taking these horrible photos of me? At least my nose is straight now.


510. Married and now my ex boyfriend is appearing in insta spon con with debts on his bald head


509. We need to draw money for pizza and weed. I'm messaging weed; you phone pizza.


508. Bye Marty. You made all my stories.


507. - Do you want to hear I'll Make Love to You? - Always.


506. 69% battery / moves:69 / time 4:19 / Getting closer...


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