498. It's hard to appreciate new things if you don't have the proper outfit to wear.

497. HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE SHIRTS BUT ALWAYS END UP BEING LIKE DEXTER

496. It's so great being sentient.

495. All that spaniel needed was a good wank.

494. - What tribe is Stevie from? The farkakte one? - Yes Mart, the farkakte tribe. Your Yiddish is improving.

493. He'd complain about the floors of the wank booths being covered in tissues, but it never stopped him from having a tonk in them.

492. - Cain and Abel weren't Jews? Are you kidding me? - No, the first Jew was Abraham.

491. I have a top score of 1064 / 5 playing as Sri Lanka. Marvin Attapattu is overpowered

490. And all I've been thinking over the past two weeks, was that I need to do a Dagga Groin drawing.

489. to unwind before bed last night i was googling the names of the poets we're reading poems of with the keyword "racist"