395. I ate so much burrito and nacho last night. I had two solid dumps and one liquid.

394. I don't know what's more intense, Kroll Show or this Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut.

393. Watched batman vs superman. I make at least 5kgs fart. Enough to heat a small home for a week.

392. Vespucci is like your Maus. But with diarrhea.

391. What about a lizard that could never get to heaven Because he kept getting resuscitated by two small girls Through his bum

390. Oh Shucks, you're jas.

389. Marty, Hughie says you're gonna break Tinder.

388. Do you have plans for tonight? Please come goef and eat frittata with us

387. Joh, there are two moustaches in this movie (Predator).

386. Stop masturbating and she'll reply to your message.