376. This morning I produced a pooh of good girth and at least 30 unbroken centimeters in length that required no wiping. I actually took a photo but then deleted when I remembered it would sync to my shared work Dropbox.

375. wot if i u cud fart one long fart from all my life thru my bum into u moth ?

374. Is the Milan green different to the Mary Jane of the old country?

373. You said maybe twenty times, "big cums"

372. Bat Resume: Can fly without hitting a wall because of echolocation.

371. Also - 4 posts on my wall for birthday. 3 from family members. This is the height of Gluten.

370. By the time The Undertaker started wrestling in the late 80s, he had already died.

369. When are you free to goef and watch cobain video?

368. Mick foley once dated a woman for 6 months as Cactus Jack

367. Martin, no one cares about your sea point 90s pyramid videos childhood.