371. Also - 4 posts on my wall for birthday. 3 from family members. This is the height of Gluten.

370. By the time The Undertaker started wrestling in the late 80s, he had already died.

369. When are you free to goef and watch cobain video?

368. Mick foley once dated a woman for 6 months as Cactus Jack

367. Martin, no one cares about your sea point 90s pyramid videos childhood.

366. You are the Justin Bieber of DnD

365. Can you polymorph me into a dragon so I can fly around asking people riddles?

364. I took the biggest dump this morning The bowl was full you couldn't see water No water It was fury road

363. Martin I am actually goefed and watching South Park It's so deep

362. After going through my zine pack I can confirm your status as king of SA lowbrow parody zines is in tact to the best of my knowledge.