338. Baby in pram behind me in Checkers, farting in babies face...

337. The only wicket I got playing school level was when a batsman hit me for a 4th consecutive boundry then fell on his wickets

336. Dopamine / Prolactin / Oxytocin

335. I wasn't aware you had such a large gay following.

334. -Everybody knows me. -That's nice.

333. You are my brother I'm really gonna miss you You are my brother You gonna take me with you

332. Let's celebrate with the adding of pee to bum.

331. Can I get your name so I can add you on my Facebook

330. I found myself trying to justify rape for the sake of appreciating the movie. Don't want to go back there

329. -What are you doing today? -We can have breakfast and watch cartoons.