310. This diamond dick is cloudy

309. Quiet! I'm trying to recover from my period!

308. it's hard counting all your profile pics with 0 likes without losing count

307. What up, do you want to DJ at a party with me in August. 30-45 min sets. No one will be there. We will get paid R10 which we can split... You in?

306. -I am going to hospital to visit my fat friend. -The fat one? -She's huge!

305. A woman's well of pain is shallower than ours - it must overflow into the world. The women you really want are the ones that take the overflow pipe and shove it in their cunt.

304. "The fundamental question is, Will I be as effective a boss like my dad was. And I will be. Even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'm going to be more effective."

303. -The purest Jew is the Joburg Jew. -Mmm, I agree.

302. Yes, these are all powerfags; this is a powerfag party, but honestly I am the most powerful one.

301. Fluent and articulate responses, the dragons have certainly warmed to Andy.