287. -U wanna see the lego movie at some stage? -yeah definitely -Bet therell be tons of posers

286. Deckard Caine, In Tristam, With a hammer.

285. Sitting at home by myself watching willenium music video

284. This is why I have a problem with homeless people; they raid my bins and leave rubbish everywhere then they fucking shit and dogs eat it.

283. BOOGIEMAN. ? POKEY EITG THE MAN AND DOG AND THE EIGHT, , AND HE LISTENS WITH THE FACE AND THW FAWUGHUGHAGGRGH

282. Harry was used to spiders, because the cupboard under the stairs was full of them, and that was where he slept.

281. -I said, "Why does a wight have a wand of lightning?" and he said, "Because a black wouldn't know how to use one." -So humour. Much racism.

280. -That track has been translated by an English doctor. -That's fine, but what does he mean when he says, "they used to pee pee when they see me"?

279. ive been smashing warcraft 1 on company time son

278. Banished 1 x turb to toylit underworld