281. -I said, "Why does a wight have a wand of lightning?" and he said, "Because a black wouldn't know how to use one." -So humour. Much racism.

280. -That track has been translated by an English doctor. -That's fine, but what does he mean when he says, "they used to pee pee when they see me"?

279. ive been smashing warcraft 1 on company time son

278. Banished 1 x turb to toylit underworld

277. Is he saying fagits twodope and silent gay Or faggy twodope and sielnt gay Which would make morr sense, becausr its shaggy 2dope, and faggy twodope would be structurally correct Whereas faghits twodope and silemt gay already implies they are gay, with silent gay merely instating a 'double gay' clause Plus faggie twodope sounds funnier

276. Deborah Meaden has managed to subdue her rival dragons.

275. He's a hungry young rapper. In fact, he's actually rapping for a sandwich.

274. If someone tells me they're a millionaire and then gives me GBP15 000, I'd tell them to fuck off.

273. It smells like everyone in the world farted at the same time.

272. doobie is in my blood each time I excersice it will be released from my farts