26. "THIS THINGS I BELIEVE"

25. If you do that, I'm gonna do some crazy shit.

24. Rachel is a big arsed big chinned cunt.

23. Ah Martin Gore. I just want to bake him a cake and give him a hug.

22. I don't want to end up on my own like Miss Havisham wanking into a flannel.

21. - So do you know Martin? - Scorsese?

20. I'd be in hysterics if anyone did this while I was taking a shit!

19. Gain fifty dumb. Looz two civil libel suits. Looz fifty thousand money. Each.

18. "Ja, ja. Too ugly to marry."

17. How could you have a falafel for dinner when we haven't seen each other in two weeks and you knew you were seeing me tonight?