566. You wanna play psych with me and my mom?

565. Put on some music - I can hear the fucking frogs!

564. Dude, my warlock is really nasty.

563. The bird is currently dancing to bob Marley

562. Fuck, M-Net’s logo is timeless, hey?

561. jassus these accents in my favourite format makes me hoooooorny

560. An exciting thing my brother told me yesterday is that my dad got a new Red Hot Chili Peppers tattoo.

559. I just want to roll another another joint, then we can listen to Jimi Hendrix.

558. Pitched the Ballcuzzi to the CEO of my company at Friday's staff party when I was drunk.

557. I witnessed a child taking a dump near the summit of lions head today and his grandfather pulling up a wad of grass with which to wipe his arse. It was so stinky.