555. My supervisor here is basically winnie the pooh the way he eats honey straight out the jar.

554. Oh dude if you want to know Pokémon let’s grab a drink

553. I was looking at you this morning and thinking, “There is so much that can go wrong with this brain.”

552. Omg thank you for acknowledging my budgie video

551. I'll just eat Oreos and watch myself dance when I get home.

550. If this was Russia, we’d be squatting.

549. I dance whenever I get a free moment just to taunt people.

548. Dude, I’ve always had chutzpah to put music on.

547. I’ve heard like 8 different v unenthusiastic ‘it’s your boy’s today

546. Ok so let me know when you want to go fabric shopping for pizza suit.