540. We are drunk and a little high and your stories are killing us

539. - How many more times can I say “big dick energy” this episode? - Three more times.

538. This guy I just picked up is possibly the most German card in Vampire ever.

537. You can send long messages forever I will always read them

536. Imagine you’re a time traveler, but you’re from 2017.

535. I replied to your email man. Let me know if u want some thermodynamics lessons.

534. Everything I am standing on is lava

533. I'm sorry Mart but I won't be able to ever stop saying "I always take care of my paesanos" to you

532. Sent email to gallery! / Sorry early message just remembered that you are unemployed

531. Is it jasmine season? I’ve smelled jasmine and farts all day.