528. I feel like I’ve spent a large portion of my adult life waiting for people to stop talking to other people.

527. - Can I read you a Dagga Groin limerick? - Yes please.

526. Bro if u had stuck around I would've let u taste the best veggie wors of ur life. But u sleepin

525. I'm going to play thrash metal unless you stop me.

524. Ah, I had the mouse the wrong way around. That explains why it was so hard to use.

523. - If a cleric successfully casts Detect Lie on someone, do they literally see a vision of the liar's pants on fire? - Yes.

522. - Don't you want to be part of the Cenation? - No, the Roman Empire is better.

521. I like how you curtseyed and I bowed.

520. Martin, come here. I can show you my pokemon.

519. I did not realise that being stoned around this bunk bed was going to be a completely different experience.