475. Get ready with the sarcastic applause for when that fielder gets the ball again.

474. Martin, that chocolate is nasty.

473. Move over buddy, we're playing Bob Marley.

472. I have a good story from today for you involving a dog

471. Received so many wishes this year / Does no one know I'm a Jew?

470. I was reading in the economist that China is ramping up efforts to improve its toilet situation, given that tourism is on the rise. Apparently the government circulated a memo with guidelines on what constitutes a ‘good’ toilet versus a ‘bad’ toilet, and one of the stipulations was that all toilets must have no more than two flies at any given time.

469. - Did Woolworths design these mince pie brownies for stoners? - Yes. Absolutely.

468. Did you use my housekeeping instructions as a mull blad

467. It feels like the synapses in my brain are all dabbing

466. ‘A long long time ago in a galaxy far away Star Wars Everyone is now dead, forget about everything before. Female protagonist and trainer now are what you will watch.’