458. Let's go throw stones at the drone.

457. Do you think someone's monitoring how much we're eating?

456. Speedo, hat, sun cream, sharp knife, mosquito stuff, butter, garlic, parsley, ganja, matches

455. "It sounded like I was saying my name all fucked up." - Melissa saying Marisa

454. miss you having a phone

453. Bots can't like captions or get people to help them win bongs

452. Every Jew knows a building he could have bought 30 years ago for 9 dollars.

451. Some of my greatest treasures are letters and drawings from children who come to story time My favourite one is on my wall and says “you are so kinb”

450. His work was very coming-of-age-gay-throwing-a-tantrum.

449. One thing I love about going to Russia is that I always come back with storage capacity.