424. we start life as an anus and grow outward from that

423. You haven't had a no liker for ages. I'm going to keep an eye on it.

422. So high in your suit

421. I'm offended that you sent me a screengrab of the wombles wiki like I don't have a clue exactly who the fuck they are

420. I can't believe we have 10 limericks either inspired by or written by you.

419. 'I hope you metabolize that wine and tortellini and then turn it into seed and plant it upon my front head.'

418. Who is more broken you or scanner

417. I'm not hungry but I'm gonna eat more I think

416. Three full adult sized dumps taken today so far.

415. He never stays still Martin. Have to throw ball brb