402. He prefers to be a striker now so he can dab and do cartwheels.

401. Have you ever used your leg as a mouse pad? Well you're about to

400. X files S06E01 features an nuclear power plant technician called Homer

399. I had a dream that I was looking at your stories and then you appeared over my shoulder and I was embarrassed

398. Martin. You are Gorzira

397. HOW COME MY DOG SOUNDS LIKE IT SAYS "LAMP" WHEN IT BARKS?

396. Have you seen this new rapper called Mercules?

395. I ate so much burrito and nacho last night. I had two solid dumps and one liquid.

394. I don't know what's more intense, Kroll Show or this Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut.

393. Watched batman vs superman. I make at least 5kgs fart. Enough to heat a small home for a week.