399. I had a dream that I was looking at your stories and then you appeared over my shoulder and I was embarrassed

398. Martin. You are Gorzira

397. HOW COME MY DOG SOUNDS LIKE IT SAYS "LAMP" WHEN IT BARKS?

396. Have you seen this new rapper called Mercules?

395. I ate so much burrito and nacho last night. I had two solid dumps and one liquid.

394. I don't know what's more intense, Kroll Show or this Cadbury Dairy Milk Fruit & Nut.

393. Watched batman vs superman. I make at least 5kgs fart. Enough to heat a small home for a week.

392. Vespucci is like your Maus. But with diarrhea.

391. What about a lizard that could never get to heaven Because he kept getting resuscitated by two small girls Through his bum

390. Oh Shucks, you're jas.