391. What about a lizard that could never get to heaven Because he kept getting resuscitated by two small girls Through his bum

390. Oh Shucks, you're jas.

389. Marty, Hughie says you're gonna break Tinder.

388. Do you have plans for tonight? Please come goef and eat frittata with us

387. Joh, there are two moustaches in this movie (Predator).

386. Stop masturbating and she'll reply to your message.

385. The drawing you did of Sim and I is on my wall and I think of you so fondly, so often.

384. Can you stop being so hot and the sexiest, most unavailable guy in Cape Town?

383. I can play your voice notes like an instrument. Hugh says I must master the instrument

382. Mart, you are so entertaining and unique. You are just someone people want to be around.