381. The Pound goes up everyday, so does the value of this [Lego] bumblebee.

380. Now that Gail's gone, we can listen to Busta Rhymes.

379. When someone tells you that someone they know died, but they spell died as 'did', do you say sorry for the loss or first correct their typo?

378. At springboks. 20% of people arrive in boots of cars. Jug night. Need Vietnam strength flame thrower.

377. Where has my vagina hating friend gone?

376. This morning I produced a pooh of good girth and at least 30 unbroken centimeters in length that required no wiping. I actually took a photo but then deleted when I remembered it would sync to my shared work Dropbox.

375. wot if i u cud fart one long fart from all my life thru my bum into u moth ?

374. Is the Milan green different to the Mary Jane of the old country?

373. You said maybe twenty times, "big cums"

372. Bat Resume: Can fly without hitting a wall because of echolocation.