360. Uurgh still at work Can't even be with orphan kids At least I'll get my orphan fix when I see you

359. Whenever we can afford it, we try to go away on weekends because it contributes dramatically to my well-being.

358. Yesterday I watched the sunset from signal hill. There were quite a few people there. After it dipped under the horizon, everyone began applauding. I needed the flamethrower.

357. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great.

356. -I can't believe this album is fourteen years old. -Ja, in two years you'll be able to have sex with it.

355. Stayed in pajamas and spoke to dog until about 3pm

354. Imagine running through here and setting everyone alight with a flamethrower. (Peddlars On The Bend, 31.3.2015)

353. Fuck, who cares what sex the cat is.

352. Martin, I thought you were on your phone but you were just adjusting your flower.

351. I should have mounted his fucking face and pounded away.