345. I can't help thinking, "One of those men on stage has held my cock in their hand." - my brother

344. Subject: "FUCK YOU Martin! Go suck bollocks!" Body: "you know what? i still think you are gay and always laugh at the times my friends came to visit me and we would discuss about how pathetic you are and made as if it was your house !! At least i have something to tell about how people can be so fucked up over there!!!! You have absolutely no manners and you moan to the landloard like a bitch! you are the biggest hypocrite i've ever seen in my life.You don't know how to greet people... you call my music highly energetic because you are a SHALLOW HEAD!! You have low energy and you suck other people's energy like psychic vampires. You know what my mates thought? ''what a tool this guy, he thinks he is the shit!!!'' People like you exist. Unfortunately."

343. You have a history of farting on my dick.

342. Standing in the door of The Pink Flamingo crying in the rain.

341. You know that I'll love you until my last breath on this earth. You are my most treasured memories x

340. Young English-speaking white person about to goef: "I'll see you on the other side!" Young English-speaking white person who just goefed: "Hohp ovah sistah!"

339. The only thing Facebook has going for it is that my mother isn't on it.

338. Baby in pram behind me in Checkers, farting in babies face...

337. The only wicket I got playing school level was when a batsman hit me for a 4th consecutive boundry then fell on his wickets

336. Dopamine / Prolactin / Oxytocin