340. Young English-speaking white person about to goef: "I'll see you on the other side!" Young English-speaking white person who just goefed: "Hohp ovah sistah!"

339. The only thing Facebook has going for it is that my mother isn't on it.

338. Baby in pram behind me in Checkers, farting in babies face...

337. The only wicket I got playing school level was when a batsman hit me for a 4th consecutive boundry then fell on his wickets

336. Dopamine / Prolactin / Oxytocin

335. I wasn't aware you had such a large gay following.

334. -Everybody knows me. -That's nice.

333. You are my brother I'm really gonna miss you You are my brother You gonna take me with you

332. Let's celebrate with the adding of pee to bum.

331. Can I get your name so I can add you on my Facebook