324. with each like I grow stronger

323. -I thought you banned him from bringing that (a homemade Sprite bong) into the house? -I did, and when I try get rid of them, two heads grow back.

322. Good people don't behave like this Martin.

321. Why have we evolved to be our most attractive at our most irrational and insecure?

320. Why did we just pay twenty Rand to get in with these five other men?

319. That man is vomiting outside his car. There is now a pile of vomit outside that car. Someone has to clean up that vomit.

318. I've added a new scent to Kirstenbosch fragrance garden. Fart.

317. I have seen 4 white women in 4 days.

316. -Thinking of telling people im going to kill myself to get likes. Something like "Hey guys. Will kill myself this arvie unless I get 30 likes. Thanks" -Wow. It would be so great if you were forced to follow through and then no one comes to funeral either. And I could post a status dedicated to you and how much I'll miss you and I'll get 50% for sure. Please let's do this

315. Now I'm farting and thinking to myself 'smell your fucking arse, you don't deserve a girl like that with such a stinky arse'