315. Now I'm farting and thinking to myself 'smell your fucking arse, you don't deserve a girl like that with such a stinky arse'

314. Won a motherfuckin Rialto hamper at the opera tonight

313. There are few moments in life that are as cold and revealing as trying to take a picture of an under aged girl's lips only for the opposite camera to be active and you see your own pervert face.

312. Is it OG to ride around in your car to visit clients while your car stinks of human shit?

311. i think I'm about to have THE BIGGEST FUCKING DUMP Farts confirm it

310. This diamond dick is cloudy

309. Quiet! I'm trying to recover from my period!

308. it's hard counting all your profile pics with 0 likes without losing count

307. What up, do you want to DJ at a party with me in August. 30-45 min sets. No one will be there. We will get paid R10 which we can split... You in?

306. -I am going to hospital to visit my fat friend. -The fat one? -She's huge!