311. i think I'm about to have THE BIGGEST FUCKING DUMP Farts confirm it

310. This diamond dick is cloudy

309. Quiet! I'm trying to recover from my period!

308. it's hard counting all your profile pics with 0 likes without losing count

307. What up, do you want to DJ at a party with me in August. 30-45 min sets. No one will be there. We will get paid R10 which we can split... You in?

306. -I am going to hospital to visit my fat friend. -The fat one? -She's huge!

305. A woman's well of pain is shallower than ours - it must overflow into the world. The women you really want are the ones that take the overflow pipe and shove it in their cunt.

304. "The fundamental question is, Will I be as effective a boss like my dad was. And I will be. Even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'm going to be more effective."

303. -The purest Jew is the Joburg Jew. -Mmm, I agree.

302. Yes, these are all powerfags; this is a powerfag party, but honestly I am the most powerful one.