301. Fluent and articulate responses, the dragons have certainly warmed to Andy.

300. #day1

299. You can't sleep off diarrhoea

298. The Hound: Of course you named your sword. Arya: Lots of people name their swords. The Hound: Lots of cunts.

297. Listen to Chicago - Streetplayer. That shit is musicianship to the maximum. It's like Eye of the Tiger but better.

296. #day19 / what i like to do is download porno and then watch it and not wank and think about how great it will be to send you a new hashtag day

295. When will it be okay for two straight guys to get married

294. When Eddie Guerrero died I didn't go to school. I went to my mother and said to her, "Mother, tell me it's not true."

293. i find that when i karaoke no one really wants to talk to me i just stand by myself

292. 11 days without a wank. Potentially the longest period between wanks since my discovery of it in my late tweens.