291. Mart, Fran says you can get goats milk caramel sauce/spread in Milan I'm so down for a vat of goats milk caramel

290. I was farting such ferocious egg farts all night last night. The room filled with gas and I started having sewer nightmares until I got up to open the window. So vile. Wake up from nightmare to living nightmare.

289. Trying to make a beat from farts in adobe premier is maddening

288. Cagacazzi

287. -U wanna see the lego movie at some stage? -yeah definitely -Bet therell be tons of posers

286. Deckard Caine, In Tristam, With a hammer.

285. Sitting at home by myself watching willenium music video

284. This is why I have a problem with homeless people; they raid my bins and leave rubbish everywhere then they fucking shit and dogs eat it.

283. BOOGIEMAN. ? POKEY EITG THE MAN AND DOG AND THE EIGHT, , AND HE LISTENS WITH THE FACE AND THW FAWUGHUGHAGGRGH

282. Harry was used to spiders, because the cupboard under the stairs was full of them, and that was where he slept.