274. If someone tells me they're a millionaire and then gives me GBP15 000, I'd tell them to fuck off.

273. It smells like everyone in the world farted at the same time.

272. doobie is in my blood each time I excersice it will be released from my farts

271. Two-headed blanketed monster

270. My chick said to me, "You actually need to stop eating all these sausages or you're going to die."

269. Oh and as for being "creeped out", you should only know what your friends really think about a 29 year old dating a 20 year old. It's pretty gross.

268. Old Man Salie is so snoep I know there's no way she got that cabbage from him.

267. That's nothing compared to the sounds I hear on my CD Walkman.

266. My corn will be ready at at 19:20 tomorrow. If you are interested.

265. #yolofaggins