194. -Okay cool, but please just close your window. -Nigga, close these nuts! -Dude, I'm gonna teach you how to speak English like a normal human being.

193. The camera on my phone has been broken so I haven't been able to tweet about my life. / I'm not a tweeter. I have so much to say, but I don't think people should hear it. / I used to have a twitter account and I tweeted for two days but I just felt like a wanker so I stopped.

192. You know summer’s coming when you see Ari and Carlos’ balls all day long.

191. Hey Chino, plse bring a section :)

190. When you say, "Have a wonderful smurfilicious day, my dear", that's an acceptable thing to say to a young lady, but not a 65 year old man.

189. -Please can I get a photo with you? - What, so you can then draw it and put it on Flickr!?

188. I accidentally put the Antonioni inside "Prince Paul". The next time I listen to Prince Paul, I'm going to get quite a surprise.

187. The Aryan Barbarian

186. -There's a girl in India, who they want to kill now because she lost or burnt a Quran. -No wait, isn't she corky?

185. Bru, I was running to the toilet with my arms and my arse out like Frankenstein. In 2 days I lost 6 kilos just from taking dumps. I'm not kidding.