164. You're a shaygets, boy.

163. Dishwasher water left in cups that weren't turned upside-down is the purest water known to man. Remove cups carefully without spilling angel juice and drink immediately.

162. I'll bring you 3 creme sodas in 3 different cups and you do a taste test. It would be interesting to see, objectively, which creme soda you pick.

161. Go into browser history. Find "princess diana tits". Remove from browser history. I don't know what I was thinking

160. Dude I'm gonna brick my country roads

159. so i asked him if he could recommend a book for me to read to make me more focused and he said i should read the secret so i told him to fuck off

158. Idea for TV show "Jobo, the Fomo Hobo": Jobo (68) is a hobo who suffers from fomo. He saves money to cure his diseases & get into internet cafes.

157. Toler being a child. Says he doesn't like sunday lunch when people make fun of him.

156. Oh, I was in the V.I.P. section drinking unlimited Sprite and eating Babybels.

155. If u want feel like u doing something with life, drive to airport and have breakfast at Mugg & Bean alone, and pretend u going to Milan, Italy.