109. He didn't put posters up or anything. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.

108. Woah woah woah, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour.

107. They used to ride him. Puppy transport was a good way for Smurfs to get around. Those little legs.

106. Children shelled, children shelled. That's all very well, but would you please keep the noise down low because you're waking the lazy sunbathers.

105. Idea for TV sitcom "My Pal, Marty": I play Marty (38) who chats about funny stuff with his friends at his place. He also solves murder mysteries.

104. I met a guy last night, 25, went to Bishops, he's finishing off his postgrad in law, and he was absolutely dying to be with me.

103. No statuses no advertising yourself and idiosynctriuens and blahj blah - MY (crap) BLOG after fb and videos and ya all the rest n all the best

102. I drank milk this morning that I'm convinced mike pissed in

101. Mark, you fuckin' does, answer your phone! I have two thousand South African Dollars for you! I have two thousand South African Dollars!

100. Have you ever gotten into your car and decided, "I'm going to enter a state of oblivion"?