590. People like to piss on themselves and drink their own piss.

589. Playing league is suma shit. My keeper is always gesuip and let crappy goals go pass him. One game we lost 26 - 2

588. Lots of peroxide hair and women who look like Silent Bob.

587. Do you know what impressed me tonight, Tamar? Harry Potter scored a try.

586. There should be a trigger warning for the amount of bare foot stomping in this video

585. So much shitting and sleeping after vaccine. People are not posting this content.

584. Tried to spray a fly off tv screen and it wldnt move. Then realised it was a mole a bove upper lip of presenter.

583. The album is fantastic though, fully formed classic rock jams. All about piss.

582. Did I tell you that there is a place in London where you can get your own vinyl dub cut while you wait? I wanted to get two 12 inches cut of your farts so we could both have a copy for DJ sets.

581. Yes , feeding your son mussels in Mosselbaai creates a dwarf in comparison to the Boerewors Belt Seuns. 😘

580. I can't believe it's already Tuesday.

579. Why have shampoo when you can have real pooh?

578. Mossel Bay goof course/ Golf / Home of Louise Oosthuizen

577. Does anyone know how to tell Spotify to stop recommending UB40?

576. Chag Purim Sameach 😘 🤡 🎉

575. I could pee a kilo.

574. Daniel Manners gave you kudos on Morning Run.

573. I only have six nanab berries to my name.

572. It's so difficult trying to get a cat to wear sunglasses.

571. Morning god bless us with a baby girl this morning 5 am please buy windowlene