587. Do you know what impressed me tonight, Tamar? Harry Potter scored a try.

586. There should be a trigger warning for the amount of bare foot stomping in this video

585. So much shitting and sleeping after vaccine. People are not posting this content.

584. Tried to spray a fly off tv screen and it wldnt move. Then realised it was a mole a bove upper lip of presenter.

583. The album is fantastic though, fully formed classic rock jams. All about piss.

582. Did I tell you that there is a place in London where you can get your own vinyl dub cut while you wait? I wanted to get two 12 inches cut of your farts so we could both have a copy for DJ sets.

581. Yes , feeding your son mussels in Mosselbaai creates a dwarf in comparison to the Boerewors Belt Seuns. 😘

580. I can't believe it's already Tuesday.

579. Why have shampoo when you can have real pooh?

578. Mossel Bay goof course/ Golf / Home of Louise Oosthuizen

577. Does anyone know how to tell Spotify to stop recommending UB40?

576. Chag Purim Sameach 😘 🤡 🎉

575. I could pee a kilo.