571. Morning god bless us with a baby girl this morning 5 am please buy windowlene

570. Hello Monique - 15 years no speak. Please remind me where you blew jonty?

569. Dude / Think I've set a new record been talking to Barry for just over 2 hours / He went to the toilet quick and told me to stay here

568. Sometimes I can hit metal tree from our meeting room

567. That was the fart I sent you from Russia.

566. You wanna play psych with me and my mom?

565. Put on some music - I can hear the fucking frogs!

564. Dude, my warlock is really nasty.

563. The bird is currently dancing to bob Marley

562. Fuck, M-Net’s logo is timeless, hey?

561. jassus these accents in my favourite format makes me hoooooorny

560. An exciting thing my brother told me yesterday is that my dad got a new Red Hot Chili Peppers tattoo.