544. They snuck off and smoked weed to watch Lonely Island because that's how fucking kak it is.

543. Please don't refer to my super conservative Christian aunt as "foamy".

542. Do you ever think of the concept of teleportation and how you're essentially killed and reassembled on the other side as a new person thinking theyre living a continuation of life? / And then apply that thought to the continuum of every moment of existence?

541. And when the sun goes down, we can smoke a bit more and watch Seinfeld.

540. We are drunk and a little high and your stories are killing us

539. - How many more times can I say “big dick energy” this episode? - Three more times.

538. This guy I just picked up is possibly the most German card in Vampire ever.

537. You can send long messages forever I will always read them